So I have to brag on my daughter-in-law (related loosely to USCe/UGAg game).
My son's squadron is deployed to the mid-East and stationed in Beaufort SC. With the hurricane coming, 3 squadron wives and animals decide to go to Atlanta. They only make it to Augusta with the traffic. So last night they all go out drinking.
A guy is listening to their conversation from a nearby table for a while and that my daughter-in-law brought their bulldog (my son is in the Marines). So this guy comes over and starts talking to try and pick them up.
Turns out he went to UGAg (don't know that he paid enough to graduate). He talks about the UGAg game and USCe game and how great UGAg is in football.
Then, he starts bragging about how academically great UGAg is, especially their veterinary school (which is probably the one jewel in a pile of dog sh~t). So my wonderful daughter-in-law asks him, "If the veterinary school is so great, why do UGAs keep dying?"
No coherent response and a nice take down.