You only covered the PJ haters. You have to include a list for the lovers or this is a major fail but I like where your heads at.
Didn’t include them because at this point it’s really irrelevant but here goes:
A. Nobody did a better job of doing more with less & we need to erect a statue and rename the Edge Center. Sewak’s a freaking genius and all women should want his baby.
B. We had a superior offensive scheme just had bad luck with injuries. A couple more years & the NFL would have been running it. And people have not caught on to play 20yds off the line of scrimmage on defense is the ultimate bend but don’t break strategy.
C. Our players were systematically underrated by all the recruiting services because GT fans are too cheap to pay for subscription services and too busy with all their massive responsibilities to read them. The new guys are now just being overrated in order to give current GT fans a false sense of something good happening. The boom will be lowered later.
D. Everybody cut blocks they just call penalties on GT & they only call them at the exact precise time to cause GT to lose. Don’t even talk to me about holding.
E. Despite our ACTUAL record we were always much better than the results indicated. Refer to items B & D. There’s also the automatic reduce GT’s ranking by 20 spots or so dynamic so you have to account for that. ACC screwed us on scheduling to boot. Fair scheduling & we probably win a Natty.
F. With all the injured players coming back, this year was THE year we were going to breakout.
G. Russell saved us a lot of money. Nothing speaks envy than a library geek sporting the newest in 1983 Russell attire.
H. Screw the 404 & Atlanta. People should recognize we’re superior and beg to be fans of GT.
I. Lastly, we love being ****ing miserable. It reminds us of DefBods, Boolean Algebra, and a whole host of other damn technical classes normal mortals only dream about plus getting shafted when we least deserved it. **** all this positive crap. Be a miserable GT fan like the 130 years of poor despicable bastards than came before us.