FSU

[Augusta_Jacket]

I'm pretty sure he found Marty McFly's sports almanac...

 

[LongforDodd]

If I was Kiffin I'd definitely try Florida. They'd pay him handsomely to come and to leave, if it came down to it. He's probably got what it takes to make FL relevant again and who knows, MFGA.

 

[kg01]

I'm pretty sure he found Marty McFly's sports almanac...

That's all our reactions when we realize you and @AugustaSwarm are the same dude...

 

[Vespidae]

As @CEB has noted, $65M! (Chump change for a school that wants to buy its way out of its current agreement with its current conference)

"Norvell would be paid $65 million not to coach the Seminoles or 85% of his base salary and supplemental pay for the remainder of the contract, which expires on Dec. 31, 2031."

Mike Norvell contract, buyout details: What FSU owes if it fires Seminoles football coach

With Mike Norvell's seat getting warmer in Tallahassee after an 0-3 start, here's how much Florida State would owe the coach if it fires him this season:

www.tallahassee.com

FSU should sue Memphis for reducing its future media rights value. They should also sue their own players for negligence.

 

[Oldgoldandwhite]

Florida didn't run off Urban, he had health issues and left.

If the truth was known, probably a lot of issues besides health. A black cloud eventually pops up after he’s won a national championship everywhere it seems.

 

[Oldgoldandwhite]

If I was Kiffin I'd definitely try Florida. They'd pay him handsomely to come and to leave, if it came down to it. He's probably got what it takes to make FL relevant again and who knows, MFGA.

Depends on if he thinks the ceiling is higher at UF or Ol Miss. of course, enough money and it could be his last job.

 

[AugustaSwarm]

The FSU message boards are melting down. It's very dark entertainment if you're into the morbidity.

 

[apatriot1776]

 

[T-Bone Burdell]

The FSU message boards are melting down. It's very dark entertainment if you're into the morbidity.

What are those? I can't find any that don't want money to read/aren't dead.

 

[CEB]

As @CEB has noted, $65M! (Chump change for a school that wants to buy its way out of its current agreement with its current conference)

"Norvell would be paid $65 million not to coach the Seminoles or 85% of his base salary and supplemental pay for the remainder of the contract, which expires on Dec. 31, 2031."

Mike Norvell contract, buyout details: What FSU owes if it fires Seminoles football coach

With Mike Norvell's seat getting warmer in Tallahassee after an 0-3 start, here's how much Florida State would owe the coach if it fires him this season:

www.tallahassee.com

Heard a rumor that Noles are dumping these games on purpose. There are some FSU donors putting up big money against the Noles… proceeds used to build up the war chest for the ACC buyout.
May have to drop a couple more to get rid of Norvell too.

 

[T-Bone Burdell]

Heard a rumor that Noles are dumping these games on purpose. There are some FSU donors putting up big money against the Noles… proceeds used to build up the war chest for the ACC buyout.
May have to drop a couple more to get rid of Norvell too.

Well I hope they made the money they need. Don't think they're going to be favored in many going forward.

 

[CEB]

Well I hope they made the money they need. Don't think they're going to be favored in many going forward.

I’d take them to beat Miami and lose the pillow fight with Florida. Bank it. ACC baby… that’s how we roll.

 

[roadkill]

Heard a rumor that Noles are dumping these games on purpose. There are some FSU donors putting up big money against the Noles… proceeds used to build up the war chest for the ACC buyout.
May have to drop a couple more to get rid of Norvell too.

If there is point-shaving going on, they are doing a terrible job of disguising it and looking like they are actually trying to win.
Although I wouldn't put it past Free Shoes to do something like that.

 

[orientalnc]

Fernet

Heard a rumor that Noles are dumping these games on purpose. There are some FSU donors putting up big money against the Noles… proceeds used to build up the war chest for the ACC buyout.
May have to drop a couple more to get rid of Norvell too.

Where did you hear the rumor?

 

[CEB]

Fernet

Where did you hear the rumor?

Very reliable sources. Very reliable.

 

[Vespidae]

Very reliable sources. Very reliable.
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Which means the biggest donors know. And the administration knows. The athletic department knows. The players know. But Norvell doesn’t.

How do you trust a program with this as your values? FSU is off the rails.

 

[Northeast Stinger]

Wait…I suddenly can’t tell how many levels of sarcasm snuck into all of this dead pan humor.

 

[roadkill]

Very reliable sources. Very reliable.
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Facebook, right?

 

[kg01]

The FSU message boards are melting down. It's very dark entertainment if you're into the morbidity.

"Into" it? Can I just snort it. Gets into the veins quicker that way.

... or so im told.

Wait…I suddenly can’t tell how many levels of sarcasm snuck into all of this dead pan humor.

 

[GT33]

Which means the biggest donors know. And the administration knows. The athletic department knows. The players know. But Norvell doesn’t.

How do you trust a program with this as your values? FSU is off the rails.

FSU players found out sympathy sex was pretty damn ok.