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That. Plus blocking. Before I leave this earth I want to see a GT back run through a hole big enough that I could have run through. A GT QB sitting in the pocket for 10 seconds while he or she mulls over his or her options. And tight secondary coverage such that an opponent's Qb is sacked bc no one was open. I know it's not even Thanksgiving but here Saint Nick is my Christmas wish list. I think I have been good this year but please don't consult anyone else for a second opinion.I guess we need more drives starting inside our own 20.
If I can't have any of that you know I will be happy to receive socks, underwear and a gift certificate for Costco hotdogs again. Lord knows I am unworthy of anything really and remain thankful for the blessings I have received. O yeah, Santa...if we can see a victory over the Dwags at BDS this year, I promise that I will never beseech thee again. (I will ignore the fact that you in fact did NOT deliver a puppy and pony on Christmas morning in 1968 despite the multitude of handwritten letters you plus homemade cookies and milk on the fire place you ungrateful *&^% which I noticed where in fact eaten). There are many here amongst your people, including my own progeny (that I put here on earth in obeyance of the directive that thou shall go forth and be fruitful plus the tax writeoffs that they provided although truly I was not thinking of such things like taxes at the moment that their journey here on earth began) who have not witnessed such a thing and no longer believe that even such a a thing that is possible. Even though the elders in their tribe pass down the traditions orally of such giant slayers as Dewberry and Hamilton and Jones and Godsey these youngster dismiss it as surely as they dimiss tales of Sasquatch and the Loch Ness monster. Please deliver us from the wilderness and also remember the widows and the orphans and those who are cold and hungry tonight. We have even been instructed that we should also pray for Dwag fans too so I am doing that too here (but you are probably going to dismiss that because you know I am doing such a thing out of compliance rather than out of purity of my own sinful heart so I seek forgiveness for my artificial sinceriy as well) . Amen...and Go Jackets!!!!!!!