Pastner Wardrobe Watch

CuseJacket

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Coach, we know. No explanation needed.
Does he own more than one shirt and one pair of pants? Does he do laundry? Does he have time for things as trivial as clothing? If he were truly committed, would he go commando and tat the GT and R on his chest?
Things mere mortals concern themselves with, Pastner gives no F's about. Pastner is a machine!
He is just avoiding decision fatigue. It's all about maximizing every minute in the day and keeping the mind sharp. Did you guys know he doesn't even play golf?


Also think this is worth a revisit.
He could wear flip flops and a thong as long as he coaches better than both of them
 

Peacone36

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LOL. Looks like whoever took the photo only got one try at it. Everyone on the left side was more interested in what was going on behind them than actually taking a group photo.

Ben Lammers already in season with "Yeah, I just swatted your sh!t and I'll be here all game" face...

Jose Alvarado already acting as one with the HC.

Um.....how tall is CGB? Because isn't Rio about 6'4?
 
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