I figure this thread is satire with the original list, the coach for Tulsa who is 5-13 this season?, but if it isn't I think a realistic target is Jacksonville HC Jordan Mincy.
36 years old, played at Kent State going to two NCAAT, was an assistant at Florida for seven seasons, had a great first season, a little more average this season. I think he'd be affordable, well-versed in recruiting the GT footprint and out to prove himself. I'd rather take a shot on someone like that instead of someone who is on their way out at their current job.