Hey
@kg01 , did you submit your application to upgrade from get-back to HC?
Get on my bak, Jackets. The hero you need, but don't deserve, just walked in the building.
@Techster you're the GM. "But college teams don't need a GM, coach" Ah shutup. It's 2022, we need somebody to manage payroll. And techster's either too honest or too asleep at the wheel to steal it all, so he's got the job.
@MidtownJacket you're the OC. Why? '"Cause I need somebody who'll either be great at it or somebody I don't mind sh*tcannin' at halftime of some gawdforsaken preseason game.
@bobongo you're the DC 'cause you don't like me and I don't like you. And when the kids see me serve you a 2-piece fist sandwich the first day of practice, they'll know I mean business.
@slugboy you're the new #get-bak! coach. I been scouting you as a mod and I feel reasonably certain you can body a mufkr if'n ya need to. Plus you tossed out that dumbarse Tuberville comment in post 1 of the HC search thread and nobody gave you an ounce of sh*t for it. That tells me you either (a) know how to move in the shadows or (b) nobody pays you any dayum attention until they need somethin'..
Finally, I dub
@stech81 as social media coordinator. Why? 'Cause (a) IDGAF about social or the media and (b) you so old you probably think "hashtag" is some kinda cross between a food fight and freeze tag.
And all you donors can keep ya dayum money. I'll work for varsity burgers and chic fil a biscuits and my staff is gonna live in the dorms.
Do we have a deal?