The wonderful thing about conspiracy theories is that people successfully identify 402 of the 3 things that actually happened.
But, some things have happened. We’re off schedule, and we planned to be done by now. The 11th hour rug pull blowing up a contract seems the most likely to me, but that may not be one of the three things that actually happened.
We have a group here that wants a clean slate and wants everyone gone. Who knows, Cabrera may be in that group. Batt needs to make the best hire and not alienate the majority of donors and fans. Annoying them is fine, but alienating is not. That may be the same with the search committee—building a majority may be impossible. Building a professional AA is a lot easier when you have a solid coach in place. Alabama already had Saban, so there was less that people could blow up. Plus, we have no wiggle room, and Bama did.
I think we’ll have Key with the Interim tag removed this week. I think Cabrera and Batt will need some substantial Quid for the Pro Quo they’re giving.
My, oh my, I’m taking a long stroll on conspiracy lane, aren’t I?
All true.
Here in Auburn, they are feeling a bit like the guy who got the cheerleader's number, set a time for the date, got all cleaned up ... only to see her get engaged to her cousin. Cohen has damage control to do because like Batt, he has shut out the big donors and ... it didn't work out.
Batt has to manage the press (and the leaks) or it will give the impression of a search out of control. Ask Tennessee.
You went straight past Alabama jokes and planted on an Arkansas joke.