It should go like this:
There was a fire at the U(sic)GA library.
Burned both books.
It was particularly bad because one of them had not been colored in yet..
A U(sic)GA fan walking down a country road met a bama fan with a sack over his shoulder.
U(sic)GA fan: "What you got in the bag?"
bama fan: "Chickens"
U(sic)GA fan: "If I can guess how many are in the bag, will you give me one?"
bama fan: "If you guess right I'll give you both of them!"
U(sic)GA fan: "Three?"