Also, if you guys win this one, I'm actually going to be surly, because it will strike the sweet spot of "we beat enough bad teams not to get our coach fired, but also we suck, and we're going to continue to suck".
This is what happens when you lose YET ANOTHER in-state recruit to UNf'nC because your muppet of a coach continues to think it's a better idea to recruit private schools in georgia and friggin UTAH than concentrate on our area, which includes the talent rich hampton roads area, richmond, and greater DC, which includes one of the best H.S. leagues in the country.
MAYBE IF WE RECRUITED GOOD COUNSEL INSTEAD OF SALT LAKE CITY WE COULD HAVE HAD A SHOT AT CALEB WILLIAMS.
Look at this.
LOOK AT IT.
At least your fanbase ACKNOWLDEGES that it's an issue that UGA kicks your butt in-state every year. Our fanbase is all "we're looking for cultural fits". MOTHERF'ER I'M LOOKING FOR WINS.
I like to consider myself a cultured, reasonable guy, but Mendenhall is quickly making me rethink my "no religious bigotry" position.
MACK BROWN IS 127 YEARS OLD!!! HOW IS HE DESTROYING US IN RECRUITING!?!?! Meanwhile Daisy Fuente is clopping along at VT treading water, and feeling no heat because they kick our *** every year so Thanksgivingtime is always fun. But hey, we've got "succession plans" and everything is "earned not given". HOW ABOUT YOU EARN A WINNING RECORD IN CONFERENCE YOU CLOWN?!
You guys are not good, and we should beat you, and I'm scared witless we're not, but who cares because we're going to luck into 6 wins and make a bowl, and Mendenhall will get extended and eventually we'll become the UVa of the 70's and pretend that it's because we're some elite academic institution that has no place to hide dummies, and we'd never stoop to the level of UNC, and blah de blah de blah, and we'll keep doing VT favors, and they'll keep putting their foot up our tail, and in the end we'll form a conference with Vanderbilt and Duke and you and Northwestern the service academies and watch Wake Forest win the conference every year and get obliterated in a 16 team playoff in the first round.
I hope you all get food poisoning. F Scott Sisson