Ha! Are you kidding? I was once laid off from my first job when with the tech bubble bust in 2001. I was called into office, then while the partner was giving me the talk to lay me off in his office, there were the goons that were cleaning out my space, confiscating the company laptop et al. Then I was escorted by security to the exit of the corporate building. No chance to say good byes, much less get anything off the laptop. It's a cold, brutal, and dehumanizing process.
So my advice to anyone is, always back up your stuff from the laptop!!!!