This is a great thread.. more of this, please.
My input:
1st play from scrimmage as team huddles up even though I've thought about it off and on for 9 months... "We should throw the ball here...no... up the gut...no...throw it, UT not expecting it... no... just run it" Snap "Come on, coach!!!!! Should have passed it!!"
"Honey... I feel like you may be talking to me. I did not hear a word you said." 10 seconds later "Are you talking to me?" 15 seconds later "Honey... where did you go? You don't want to hang out with me? Ok... suit yourself."
"Are they not reviewing that? I don't understand what/when stuff gets reviewed. Does the booth just not care sometimes?"
After failing on 4th and short: "CPJ is an idiot..that happens every time."
After converting on 4th and short: "CPJ is a genius with large balls... we always make those."