So....he played high school football like he was playing Madden online?
Wait a minute...
- CPJ doesn't punt. moreover, he runs fake punt pass (Bebe). and fake punt run (Note: don't hurdle with punter vs. Miami)
- He puts the fastest player on the team in at QB
- He fills the rest of the skill positions with the remaining fastest players on the roster
- His offense is run around with a super fast QB until he reaches the end zone
- If he passes, it's a bomb to a big WR running a deep fly route
This isn't a high school offense. It's the Madden Hail Scrambely Offense. For those of you unfamiliar with Madden, you just do steps 1 - 5, pick hail mary on 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th down, then run circles around the slower defensive players until a lane opens up. if you get pressed, you just throw a deep 50/50 ball & hope it's not picked. Very effective and demoralizing offense.
If I may offer CPJ one piece of advice, he should add this classic to his tool bag. Wait for your opponent to select kick return normal before you picked your kick off play. then, select onside kick. your opponent will audible to onside kick formation, or if he can't find that button and panics, burn a timeout. either way, after your opponent has responded, you simply audible to a normal kick formation. Your opponent will do the same. It's a complete waste of time that offers no strategic benefit. but, it does anger your opponent after you just scored, presumably on an 80 yard 4th and 13 scramble. Also, i've always favored the fake-spike-pass play over the QB kneel when burning clock to close the game. If the game's already in the bag, why not indulge in a little irony.