Watching the game with
@MrsDrJacket is hilarious. Most everything is yelled at the TV, or at the least spoken in a loud voice. Already, I've heard these gems.
It helps to read with an educated, but rather thick Southern accent:
* "Oh....Justin-- what did you think you saw there!!? They were all over you."
* "Hey, you boys leave our QB alone...he's a Hobbit. You're going to hurt him!"
* "Shamire, get your hands off your hips! You haven't played that much yet today. Come on, Son. Be better than that."
* "Oh, it's that little Dedrick Mills. I just LOVE him."
* "Run, PJ....tackle that boy!"
* "Who's that lined up like a Tight End. LOOK, it's our Lord and Savior Brad Stewart." (for the record, she loves him too)
And, it never ends. Boomergump has experienced the wonder of watching a game with this dear fan in the room. There's a reason she's not allowed on the sideline.