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Buzzbomb

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Adult film actress Stormy Daniels’ lawsuit against President Trump for defamation of character is ongoing. She has claimed he called her a liar. In a statement she said, ‘He can’t screw with me like this, at least not again.’

Donald Trump’s trouble with Stormy Daniels all started after his personal lawyer paid the porn star $130,000. The payment was flagged as suspicious by banking authorities. Suspicious, because someone actually got paid as promised by Donald Trump.
 

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Adult film actress Stormy Daniels’ lawsuit against President Trump for defamation of character is ongoing. She has claimed he called her a liar. In a statement she said, ‘He can’t screw with me like this, at least not again.’

Donald Trump’s trouble with Stormy Daniels all started after his personal lawyer paid the porn star $130,000. The payment was flagged as suspicious by banking authorities. Suspicious, because someone actually got paid as promised by Donald Trump.
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Mods, please let good humor like this stand. Members, please don’t flag mild stuff like this. Please and thank you.
 
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Reminds me of that one time during the summer between my freshmen and sophomore year at GT when I went to the gym after a 4 week layoff. Anyone who has worked out for a while knows what a 4 week layoff can do...and me being the invincible young idiot I was, thought I could just pick up where I left off. Without a spotter, I was finishing off my last set on the bench when I went to push the weight...and my arms didn't cooperate. I tried again, and my arms were dead. I looked around and the closest person to me was a SMOKING hot girl. She quickly came over to help...and we both realized quickly she wasn't strong enough to help me. So she starts yelling across the gym "WE NEED HELP!". Of course, now the entire gym looks over and one of the trainers runs over to help. It was every bit as embarrassing as you're thinking.

Moral of the story: It's better to just lay on that bench and slowly die from getting crushed to death by the weights than ask for help from the smoking hot girl. There's probably a good life lesson there as well.
 
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