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About the Transitive Property National Campionship Poll
What is the Poll?
The TPNC Poll was created by the makers of
myteamisbetterthanyourteam.com to resolve arguments about the betterness of college football teams. Due to the general lack of polls and opinions, an objective measure was needed to show the relative validity of each team’s claim to the national championship.
What is the Transitive Property?
The transitive property of inequality says that if A is greater than B, and B is greater than C, then A is greater than C. It works when comparing coaching salaries. Fundamentally, when one team beats another team, they are declared better than that team. So, if Team A beat Team B, and Team B beat Team C, then Team A is better than Team C. That is why, after one team beats another team, all pollsters feel compelled to vote the loser one or more places below the winner of the game. It’s flawless thinking, applied to the perfect game: College Football.
But That Doesn’t Always Work!
True. Sometimes the computer has to use “comparative scores” to show clear dominance of one team over another. When one team beats a common opponent by more than another team does, the first team is clearly better. If Team A beats Team C by a wider margin of victory than Team B beat Team C, then Team A is better than Team C. Same goes for losses. When all you have to go on is that games that have been played, margin of victory counts.
Why Does the Poll Sometimes Use Someone Other Than The #1 Team to Compare To?
The ranking uses the highest ranked beatable team. Everyone in the polls ranked above this team is clearly invincible. Fans of these teams should use this fact to state their supremacy with extreme confidence.
How is the TPNC Poll Calculated?
The teams are ranked from the longest shortest path to the highest ranked beatable football team to the shortest shortest path to the highest ranked beatable football team. Seriously. When there are ties, the following tie-breakers are applied:
1) Largest margin of victory
2) Alphabetically
3) Inconsistently
Why Is It Called a Poll When It’s Really a Ranking?
Most people have a rational distrust of computers. They’d prefer to have people involved in determining the betterness of teams –
they want people who aren’t burdened with facts or objectivity, people who aren’t distracted by the ability to analyze large amounts of information, people who believe that long-held beliefs and traditions are more important than actual performance, and people who are likely invited by the bowl committees to boondoggles. So we call it a poll hoping that people will trust it.
Why Aren’t There Polls in the First Few Weeks of the Season?
Clearly, computers need actual data to generate a ranking. This poll isn’t trying to predict anything, so it can only use data from this year’s games.
If, however, the poll was intended to generate controversy for the purposes of increasing public visibility, it would include the previous year’s data to start the season. That would just be crazy, of course.