Stupid games = hockey (field & ice), lacrosse, polo (horse & water), soccer, and any other sport with a goalie...
Tennis, baseball, football, and golf are the only legitimate sports...
Basketball once qualified as a decent game, but once it devolved to street-thuggary, it too become illegitimate...
Qualification: Of course, this is all tongue in cheek - mostly... I grew up in Atlanta when is was still in the South, and believe me, the only sports considered to be worthy of the name were the ones I so identified...