I’ll just leave this here…

[Northeast Stinger]

That’s perfect fatherhood right there!
1. “Son, decisions have consequences.”
2. Quietly do everything you can not to allow those decisions to have lasting repercussions.

So on point.

To my young daughter. “You’re walking to the school bus; it’s only four blocks.”

(as I quietly follow in the car)

 

[dressedcheeseside]

Here’s the payment on the bet: