Thank you for all the suggested fixes. There were a lot of interesting ideas. Some of them were really wild "never-gonna-happen" ideas yet still creative.
I was reading last couple pages and had to remind myself which thread I was reading because it has become derailed as expected so as I warned, I'm locking this thread.
I disagree that we are in a "nightmare" mode. I think UVA and NCSU are examples of programs in a "nightmare". I don't think we're that bad yet. I completely understand that some of you hate "mediocrity". I think all of us get it.
Everyone agrees that winning will be the result we want. Unfortunately, complaining about the same thing over and over again on an internet forum is not going to get us there. Here's the silver lining for everyone: no matter what happens, in a year or two I think everyone will see something change. Either CPJ's contract is going to run/bought out or just maybe, we'll start winning those close games like we did in 2009.
Either way, if you are so stressed about this that you can't help yourself, I'd suggest taking a break by going outside (if it's not raining) and taking a huge breath of fresh air.