I was in DC all week. I saw the Declaration of Independence, the Constitution, and the actual Star Spangled Banner (not the song, the actual flag). I was at the National Mall to hear Trump speak. I saw the jets fly over in glorious fashion.
I have so much Merica in me that when I went to the bathroom this morning my urine was red, white, and blue.
I met a doctor in the hotel lobby and mentioned my patriotic pee. He told me it might be pancreatic cancer. I told him to shut his commie mouth [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
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