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<blockquote data-quote="TechBurn" data-source="post: 709362" data-attributes="member: 4342"><p>Reflections on the Quarantine </p><p></p><p></p><p>Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.</p><p></p><p>I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.</p><p></p><p>I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.</p><p></p><p>Still haven't decided where to go for Easter ----- The Living Room or The Bedroom</p><p></p><p>PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.</p><p></p><p>Home-schooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.</p><p></p><p>I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone</p><p></p><p>This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we laughed a lot.</p><p></p><p>So, after this quarantine.....will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me or do I find them?</p><p></p><p>My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.</p><p></p><p>Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.</p><p></p><p>I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to ‘’Puerto Backyarda’’. I'm getting tired of ‘’Los Living room’’.</p><p></p><p>Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.</p><p></p><p>Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said "I hope I don't have the same teacher next year".... I'm offended.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under….</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="TechBurn, post: 709362, member: 4342"] Reflections on the Quarantine Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem. I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe. I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator. Still haven't decided where to go for Easter ----- The Living Room or The Bedroom PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom. Home-schooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job. I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we laughed a lot. So, after this quarantine.....will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me or do I find them? My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet. Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat. I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to ‘’Puerto Backyarda’’. I'm getting tired of ‘’Los Living room’’. Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun. Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said "I hope I don't have the same teacher next year".... I'm offended. Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under…. [/QUOTE]
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