Best/“Coolest” names of Past/Present GT Football Players

[MountPGT1990]

I’ve got the bye week blues and need something to help pass the time before UM game....

So...What are some of your favorite names of past/present football players we’ve had at GT? I’m talking about cool / quintessential “football names”

Some of mine :

Kevin Battle
Matt Uremovich
Ruben Houston
Randy Rhino
Big Play Willie Clay
Ken Swilling - he was intimidating when he wore that Darth Vador eye shield
Clint Castleberry
John Dewberry
Dez White
Phillip Wheeler
Hobie Holiday
Tony Hollings

 

[franklinjacket]

I-Perfection Harris

 

[bartoma]

Mansfield Wrotto

 

[GTL]

Harrison Buttkicker.

 

[MountPGT1990]

Emmet “the speed” Merchant

 

[Coloradojacket]

Renso Rock Perdoni
Jonathyn Diesel Dwyer
The Amazing Jerry Mays
Mays, Collier, King Micro Chip Backfield
Ramblin Robert Lavette
E O Wheeler

 

[GTRhino24]

Rodney “Thunderfoot” Williams

 

[MountPGT1990]

Renso Rock Perdoni
Jonathyn Diesel Dwyer
The Amazing Jerry Mays
Mays, Collier, King Micro Chip Backfield
Ramblin Robert Lavette
E O Wheeler

Jerry Mays was one of my favorites, good call!

I will never forget that game he ran all over Ugag. He was a pocket Hercules

Robert Lavette for sure, how did I forget that one

 

[RyanS12]

Joshua ****ing Nesbit

 

[bartoma]

Dante Jones... Bring the inferno...

 

[FredJacket]

Eddie Lee Ivory...

...so catchy ...Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney sang a song about it.

Ed-die-Lee I-vor-y... living in perfect harmony

A real hit!

 

[takethepoints]

Thomas "Batman" Balkcom.

 

[Milwaukee]

I-Perfection Harris is the best name in sports history.

Jahi Word-Daniels is a good one.

 

[Jean-Baptiste Rochambeau]

Renso Rock Perdoni
Jonathyn Diesel Dwyer
The Amazing Jerry Mays
Mays, Collier, King Micro Chip Backfield
Ramblin Robert Lavette
E O Wheeler

Toppy Vann
Floyd Fawcette
Bubba Hoats
Smylie Gebhart

 

[InsideLB]

I like the name Swilling. It has a good solid sound, and poetically suggests swaming/swelling/wellling up. Certainly the players bearing it's name were stout. Too bad those guys are no longer on campus. Oh, wait....

 

[InsideLB]

Quaide Weimerskirch is pretty darn sweet. Doubly so because the hair comes with.

 

[Jean-Baptiste Rochambeau]

I-Perfection Harris

Zollie Sircy
Maxie Baughn
Doc Harvin

 

[Dustman]

The Refrigerator Mover - Biiiiiiiiiiig John Davis

 

[Dustman]

Felipe Claybrooks
The Goose
Joe Ham

 

[ibeattetris]

JET