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<blockquote data-quote="Vespidae" data-source="post: 900422" data-attributes="member: 2957"><p>Reminds me of my favorite termination story. A company wanted to implement a reduction in force and HR executives flew in with a barrel of pink slips. Before they got there, two engineers are sitting in their office (let's call them Boudreaux and Thibodeux) debating over who should go get coffee. It's Boudreux's turn but he convinces Thibodeux to flip for it. Thibodeux loses and off he goes to the canteen to get both of their coffees. </p><p></p><p>Meanwhile, the HR execs are making the rounds. As they enter Boudreux and Thibodeux's office, the lead HR guys asks, "Where's Thibodeux? I have something for him." Boudreux quips, "He ran out to get coffee. He should be back in about 20 minutes."</p><p></p><p>"Can't wait that long. Who are you?" the HR exec asks. "I'm Boudreux."</p><p></p><p>"Well", the HR guy says, "That's good enough for me. We were supposed to let Thibodeux go, but you'll do. Here's your pink slip. I will change the paperwork later. The officer will escort you out."</p><p></p><p>While Boudreux is getting his things, Thibodeux returns with the two coffees. "What's up?" he asks ... </p><p></p><p>"I hate you," says Boudreux. "They came for you and got me instead."</p><p></p><p>True story.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Vespidae, post: 900422, member: 2957"] Reminds me of my favorite termination story. A company wanted to implement a reduction in force and HR executives flew in with a barrel of pink slips. Before they got there, two engineers are sitting in their office (let's call them Boudreaux and Thibodeux) debating over who should go get coffee. It's Boudreux's turn but he convinces Thibodeux to flip for it. Thibodeux loses and off he goes to the canteen to get both of their coffees. Meanwhile, the HR execs are making the rounds. As they enter Boudreux and Thibodeux's office, the lead HR guys asks, "Where's Thibodeux? I have something for him." Boudreux quips, "He ran out to get coffee. He should be back in about 20 minutes." "Can't wait that long. Who are you?" the HR exec asks. "I'm Boudreux." "Well", the HR guy says, "That's good enough for me. We were supposed to let Thibodeux go, but you'll do. Here's your pink slip. I will change the paperwork later. The officer will escort you out." While Boudreux is getting his things, Thibodeux returns with the two coffees. "What's up?" he asks ... "I hate you," says Boudreux. "They came for you and got me instead." True story. [/QUOTE]
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