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<blockquote data-quote="kg01" data-source="post: 727490" data-attributes="member: 11"><p>Sounds like you're the 'old-head' at the courts now. Alls you gotta do is have a wicked post game, no matter if you're a big man or not.</p><p></p><p>When your squad is on d, just camp out at half court like you're about to have an asthma attack. But <em>immediately </em>perk up if your team gets a stop. Actually ... shiiiii, do the same if your team gives up a basket. All you're there to do is get buckets, sun.</p><p></p><p>On those times you do <em>eventually </em>come across half court on defense, you gotta give <strong>wicked</strong>-hard fouls then scream "All bawl!" Don't you ever, and I mean <em>never</em>, admit to committing a foul. Oh, and I don't care if the ball rolls off both your hands. You <u>always </u>dispute the call. It's <u><em>never </em></u>out on you.</p><p></p><p>Speaking of which, your shooting percentage is n ow set at 100%. If a shot misses, you scream "AYE, thas-a-foul!" like somebody stuck a hot poker in your eye. And, while the rest of them fools complain and say you're full of it, just go to the line, shoot your free throws, and walk back on "defense". By the time they realize you've granted your own technical free throws, you'll be posted up at halfcourt waiting for your 'mates to d-up.</p><p></p><p>Then, if your team gets down by too much, just walk off. No need to tell your team they're now playing 4-on-5. They'll understand. They'll never pick you up again when it's time to pick squad, but you don't need to care about that.</p><p></p><p>There's always another court where they don't know your act yet.</p><p></p><p><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite6" alt=":cool:" title="Cool :cool:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":cool:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="kg01, post: 727490, member: 11"] Sounds like you're the 'old-head' at the courts now. Alls you gotta do is have a wicked post game, no matter if you're a big man or not. When your squad is on d, just camp out at half court like you're about to have an asthma attack. But [I]immediately [/I]perk up if your team gets a stop. Actually ... shiiiii, do the same if your team gives up a basket. All you're there to do is get buckets, sun. On those times you do [I]eventually [/I]come across half court on defense, you gotta give [B]wicked[/B]-hard fouls then scream "All bawl!" Don't you ever, and I mean [I]never[/I], admit to committing a foul. Oh, and I don't care if the ball rolls off both your hands. You [U]always [/U]dispute the call. It's [U][I]never [/I][/U]out on you. Speaking of which, your shooting percentage is n ow set at 100%. If a shot misses, you scream "AYE, thas-a-foul!" like somebody stuck a hot poker in your eye. And, while the rest of them fools complain and say you're full of it, just go to the line, shoot your free throws, and walk back on "defense". By the time they realize you've granted your own technical free throws, you'll be posted up at halfcourt waiting for your 'mates to d-up. Then, if your team gets down by too much, just walk off. No need to tell your team they're now playing 4-on-5. They'll understand. They'll never pick you up again when it's time to pick squad, but you don't need to care about that. There's always another court where they don't know your act yet. :cool: [/QUOTE]
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