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<blockquote data-quote="Randy Carson" data-source="post: 977799" data-attributes="member: 766"><p>Since we have a few hours to kill before kickoff, I thought it might be fun to dust off some old classics. Here's one:</p><p></p><p>Three guys walk into a bar which has a robot bartender with the ability to converse with anyone regardless of their IQ.</p><p></p><p>Robot bartender goes up to the first patron and asks, "What would you like to drink?"</p><p>"Whiskey, clear," states patron #1.</p><p>Robot bartender asks the patron what his IQ is and the patron states 175. Robot bartender proceeds to converse with the patron about theoretical physics, rocket science and brain surgery. After a long and involved discussion of the topics, the patron pays his bill and gratefully thanks the robot bartender for the challenging and interesting discussion.</p><p></p><p>Robot bartender goes up to patron #2.</p><p>"What would you like to drink?"</p><p>"A nice Lager," states patron #2.</p><p>Robot bartender asks the patron what his IQ is and the patron states 145. Robot bartender proceeds to converse with the patron about engineering principles, automobile design, Architecture, and various other technical topics. After a long and involved discussion of the topics, the patron pays his bill and gratefully thanks the robot bartender for the challenging and interesting discussion.</p><p></p><p>Robot bartender goes up to patron #3. </p><p>"What would you like to drink?"</p><p>"Light beer," states patron #3.</p><p>Robot bartender asks the patron what his IQ is, and the patron states "Dunno..is 100 good?"</p><p>Robot bartender says, "How 'bout them dawgs!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Randy Carson, post: 977799, member: 766"] Since we have a few hours to kill before kickoff, I thought it might be fun to dust off some old classics. Here's one: Three guys walk into a bar which has a robot bartender with the ability to converse with anyone regardless of their IQ. Robot bartender goes up to the first patron and asks, "What would you like to drink?" "Whiskey, clear," states patron #1. Robot bartender asks the patron what his IQ is and the patron states 175. Robot bartender proceeds to converse with the patron about theoretical physics, rocket science and brain surgery. After a long and involved discussion of the topics, the patron pays his bill and gratefully thanks the robot bartender for the challenging and interesting discussion. Robot bartender goes up to patron #2. "What would you like to drink?" "A nice Lager," states patron #2. Robot bartender asks the patron what his IQ is and the patron states 145. Robot bartender proceeds to converse with the patron about engineering principles, automobile design, Architecture, and various other technical topics. After a long and involved discussion of the topics, the patron pays his bill and gratefully thanks the robot bartender for the challenging and interesting discussion. Robot bartender goes up to patron #3. "What would you like to drink?" "Light beer," states patron #3. Robot bartender asks the patron what his IQ is, and the patron states "Dunno..is 100 good?" Robot bartender says, "How 'bout them dawgs!" [/QUOTE]
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