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<blockquote data-quote="MountainBuzzMan" data-source="post: 755331" data-attributes="member: 3069"><p>This is great! They did all of the ACC schools</p><p></p><p></p><p><img src="https://www.thekeyplay.com/sites/default/files/images/spurtle.jpg" alt="www.thekeyplay.com" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><h3><a href="https://www.thekeyplay.com/college-football/2020/10/20361/spurtle-rankings" target="_blank"> The Spurtle Rankings </a></h3><p>It's one part power rankings, one part ACC Network-level infomercial. Aka it's the most #goacc column ever written.</p><p><img src="https://www.thekeyplay.com/sites/all/themes/thekeyplay7/favicon.ico" alt="www.thekeyplay.com" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> <a href="http://www.thekeyplay.com" target="_blank">www.thekeyplay.com</a></p><p></p><p><em>We open on a green screen. There's a can of Georgia Tech in the middle. The background is just explosions and lightning and other big loud cool stuff.</em></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>VO:</strong> DO YOU LIKE COOL THINGS? HYPE TRAINS? LOUD MUSIC? <a href="https://www.dawgnation.com/football/georgia-tech-coach-angers-uga-fans-by-doing-10-pushups-on-sidelines-after-big-play" target="_blank">PUSHUPS?</a> YELLING, BUT NOT IN A MEAN WAY?</p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>VO:</strong> WELL CRACK OPEN AN ICE COLD CAN OF GEORGIA TECH. IT TASTES EXACTLY LIKE THE 404. WHAT DOES THE 404 TASTE LIKE? IT DOESN'T MATTER! MAYBE IT TASTES LIKE WAFFLE HOUSE. MAYBE IT TASTES LIKE <a href="https://www.si.com/nba/clippers/news/la-clippers-lou-williams-magic-city" target="_blank">THE WINGS AT MAGIC CITY.</a> MAYBE IT TASTES LIKE A FUNNY GIF YOU SEE ON TWITTER FROM ONE OF THOSE ACCOUNTS THAT ONLY TWEETS FUNNY VIDEOS.</p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>VO:</strong> WHAT DOES THE 404 NOT TASTE LIKE? THE TRIPLE OPTION. IT ABSOLUTELY DOESN'T TASTE LIKE THE TRIPLE OPTION WHICH MEANS IT'S AWESOME. AWESOME! AWWWWWEEESSOOOOOOOOME!!!!!!! RIGHT JEFF???</p><p></p><p></p><p><em>We cut away from the explosions to four-star freshman quarterback Jeff Sims, holding a can of Georgia Tech.</em></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>JEFF:</strong> I don't know it's...fine I guess?</p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>VO:</strong>FINE LIKE A 49 YEAR OLD WHITE MAN WEARING FLAT BRIM HATS, RIGHT JEFF??</p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>JEFF:<.strong> I...I...guess?</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p> <strong>LOGO:</strong> GEORGIA TECH. WE'RE COURSE CORRECTING REAL HARD THE OTHER WAY.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="MountainBuzzMan, post: 755331, member: 3069"] This is great! They did all of the ACC schools [IMG alt="www.thekeyplay.com"]https://gtswarm.com/proxy.php?image=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thekeyplay.com%2Fsites%2Fdefault%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2Fspurtle.jpg&hash=aabf0a72ac09192f28fa4a1260328d50&return_error=1[/IMG] [HEADING=2][URL='https://www.thekeyplay.com/college-football/2020/10/20361/spurtle-rankings'] The Spurtle Rankings [/URL][/HEADING] It's one part power rankings, one part ACC Network-level infomercial. Aka it's the most #goacc column ever written. [IMG alt="www.thekeyplay.com"]https://gtswarm.com/proxy.php?image=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thekeyplay.com%2Fsites%2Fall%2Fthemes%2Fthekeyplay7%2Ffavicon.ico&hash=369b95f2f04b5dd0bee0ebfa7e40b8a2&return_error=1[/IMG] [URL="http://www.thekeyplay.com"]www.thekeyplay.com[/URL] [I]We open on a green screen. There's a can of Georgia Tech in the middle. The background is just explosions and lightning and other big loud cool stuff.[/I] [B]VO:[/B] DO YOU LIKE COOL THINGS? HYPE TRAINS? LOUD MUSIC? [URL='https://www.dawgnation.com/football/georgia-tech-coach-angers-uga-fans-by-doing-10-pushups-on-sidelines-after-big-play']PUSHUPS?[/URL] YELLING, BUT NOT IN A MEAN WAY? [B]VO:[/B] WELL CRACK OPEN AN ICE COLD CAN OF GEORGIA TECH. IT TASTES EXACTLY LIKE THE 404. WHAT DOES THE 404 TASTE LIKE? IT DOESN'T MATTER! MAYBE IT TASTES LIKE WAFFLE HOUSE. MAYBE IT TASTES LIKE [URL='https://www.si.com/nba/clippers/news/la-clippers-lou-williams-magic-city']THE WINGS AT MAGIC CITY.[/URL] MAYBE IT TASTES LIKE A FUNNY GIF YOU SEE ON TWITTER FROM ONE OF THOSE ACCOUNTS THAT ONLY TWEETS FUNNY VIDEOS. [B]VO:[/B] WHAT DOES THE 404 NOT TASTE LIKE? THE TRIPLE OPTION. IT ABSOLUTELY DOESN'T TASTE LIKE THE TRIPLE OPTION WHICH MEANS IT'S AWESOME. AWESOME! AWWWWWEEESSOOOOOOOOME!!!!!!! RIGHT JEFF??? [I]We cut away from the explosions to four-star freshman quarterback Jeff Sims, holding a can of Georgia Tech.[/I] [B]JEFF:[/B] I don't know it's...fine I guess? [B]VO:[/B]FINE LIKE A 49 YEAR OLD WHITE MAN WEARING FLAT BRIM HATS, RIGHT JEFF?? [B]JEFF:<.strong> I...I...guess? LOGO:[/B] GEORGIA TECH. WE'RE COURSE CORRECTING REAL HARD THE OTHER WAY. [/QUOTE]
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