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Find a new wife? :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
She’s either boinking the new boss, the neighbor or the pool boy. She obviously can’t go without one of them. There’s no $35k/yr job you just started you wouldn’t quit at that point in your career if your husband basically has you set. I feel for the poor dude. He used to be good but now she’s found new wood in the hood.
 

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A 55 year old lady making $295,000 a year claims. Stock market has tripled over the last several years. Claims she only has about $600,000 saved. Asks about retirement, LOL. She also claims she is due to inherit about $200,000 from her parents who are "rich". LOL. Pays $12,000 in property taxes on a $490,000 house, LOL. (The house we just sold was $1.7m and our property taxes were $3,500.) There is so much so wrong and so funny about this article. What the hell does she spend so much money on? Does she have 87 cars?

 

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A 55 year old lady making $295,000 a year claims. Stock market has tripled over the last several years. Claims she only has about $600,000 saved. Asks about retirement, LOL. She also claims she is due to inherit about $200,000 from her parents who are "rich". LOL. Pays $12,000 in property taxes on a $490,000 house, LOL. (The house we just sold was $1.7m and our property taxes were $3,500.) There is so much so wrong and so funny about this article. What the hell does she spend so much money on? Does she have 87 cars?

Where do you live that property taxes are that low?
 

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Where do you live that property taxes are that low?

Charleston South Carolina area. In fairness, our property taxes were based on an appraisal that was $1.2m. But still... We use sales taxes predominantly to fund schools, so our sales taxes are around 9%. Hospitality (hotels and restaurants) have a 2% kicker. We meet people all the time moving in from up north who get confused at closing thinking a decimal is in the wrong place on the property tax prepaids.
 

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Fattest ****ing country in the world 🤣


In more shocking news, Pinterest is still a thing.
 

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Charleston South Carolina area. In fairness, our property taxes were based on an appraisal that was $1.2m. But still... We use sales taxes predominantly to fund schools, so our sales taxes are around 9%. Hospitality (hotels and restaurants) have a 2% kicker. We meet people all the time moving in from up north who get confused at closing thinking a decimal is in the wrong place on the property tax prepaids.
Would much rather pay more tax on consumption than income or property.
 

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Fattest ****ing country in the world 🤣


In more shocking news, Pinterest is still a thing.
MeDonald's is doing their part.
 

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I love this meme.

 

GT_EE78

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A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter. The bartender walks up and asks, “What’s in the bag?” The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about 12 inches tall, and sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a tiny piano, setting it on the counter as well. He reaches into the bag again and pulls out a tiny piano bench. The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a Mozart piano concerto.

“Where on earth did you get that ?” asked the surprised bartender. The man responds by reaching into the paper bag. This time he pulls out a magic lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says, “Here Rub it.” So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there’s a gust of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before him. “I will grant you one wish – just one.” Said the genie.

The bartender gets excited and, without hesitating, he says, “I want a million bucks!” A few moments later a duck walks into the bar. Another duck, then another soon follow it. Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and they keep coming!

The bartender turns to the man and says, “You know, I think your genie’s a little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks.”

The man replies, “Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist ?”
 
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